☕ Teeth, Tears , and Spilled Milk

This week in what fresh hell is this:

🦷 The baby cut two teeth before hitting five months and is now trying to crawl. Which is honestly rude. Sit still, small man. You just got here.

🎮 Let our sensitive-stomached six-year-old play video games in the car.
He puked. Dramatically. The car now smells like goldfish crackers and shame. 100% our fault.

👨🏻 My husband destroyed his beard in an impulsive trim and is now rocking a mustache. I love him, but I also feel like I’m married to someone new. Jury’s still out.

💇‍♀️ I nearly bleach-bombed my hair during a classic ADHD hyperfixation spiral. It was 9pm on a Friday. Managed to talk myself down and settled for a hair mask. Growth?

🪜 Got into a fight with a ladder and lost.
Now I have a bruised hand and diaper changes feel like a high-stakes escape room.

🥶 Freezer was left open.
By a very remorseful six-year-old who just wanted a popsicle. Unfortunately, he also defrosted my entire stash of breastmilk.
Now accepting thoughts, prayers, and formula coupons.

📌 Tiny Win of the Week:
Didn’t bleach my hair. Didn’t cry over vomit. Survived the meltdown (literally). That’s MVP material.

Talk soon,
Tara
CEO of Chaos & Co.